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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Issa
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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James Kimani
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Juma
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Masika
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Sharifa
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
🤣 Sending this now!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Farida
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Kheri
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Hekima
Guest
May 29, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 23, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 21, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 16, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 13, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 12, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Baridi
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
