Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Henry Mollel
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Feb 14, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Kazija
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Feb 12, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Mariam Hassan
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Feb 11, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Binti
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Feb 6, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Charles Mboje
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Feb 4, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Lydia Mutheu
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Jan 20, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Faiza
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Jan 12, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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George Ndungu
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Jan 9, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Baridi
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Dec 31, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Sofia
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Dec 29, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Dec 7, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Aziza
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Dec 6, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Dec 6, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Mwajabu
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Dec 2, 2018
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Jamila
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Dec 2, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Mgeni
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Dec 2, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Agnes Sumaye
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Nov 24, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Abdullah
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Nov 17, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Oct 18, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Richard Mulwa
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Oct 3, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Esther Nyambura
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Oct 1, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Sharon Kibiru
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Sep 26, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Ann Awino
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Sep 12, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Mwanahawa
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Aug 28, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Latifa
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Aug 21, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
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Josephine
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Aug 6, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Miriam Mchome
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Aug 6, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Baridi
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Aug 2, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Jackson Makori
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Aug 2, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mwachumu
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Jul 31, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Jane Malecela
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Jul 21, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Philip Nyaga
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Jul 20, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Michael Onyango
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Jul 6, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Brian Karanja
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Jun 27, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Mchuma
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Jun 25, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Jun 24, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Jun 22, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Andrew Mahiga
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Jun 20, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Henry Mollel
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Jun 17, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Nahida
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Jun 17, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Chris Okello
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Jun 8, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Habiba
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Jun 7, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Habiba
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Jun 2, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Amani
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May 27, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Nchi
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May 23, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Khamis
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May 22, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Lydia Wanyama
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May 14, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Hamida
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May 12, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Peter Otieno
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May 2, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Anna Kibwana
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Apr 28, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Rose Kiwanga
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Apr 25, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Francis Njeru
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Apr 22, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Peter Mbise
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Apr 18, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mary Mrope
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Apr 13, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Sarah Mbise
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Apr 3, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mariam Kawawa
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Mar 31, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Catherine Naliaka
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Mar 25, 2018
🤣 Brilliant joke!
