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Edward Lowassa
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Sep 19, 2024
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Farida
Guest
Sep 13, 2024
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Makame
Guest
Aug 22, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Lucy Mushi
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Aug 11, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Stephen Kikwete
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Jul 29, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 26, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Masika
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Sofia
Guest
May 27, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Bakari
Guest
May 25, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Mzee
Guest
May 23, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 20, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Hekima
Guest
May 17, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 17, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Abubakar
Guest
May 13, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mchuma
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
😅 I needed that!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Halima
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
