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Hawa
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Yahya
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Khalifa
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
😁 This made my day!
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 20, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Amani
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Binti
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Majid
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Farida
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Maida
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
