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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 23, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 22, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Saidi
Guest
May 21, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Habiba
Guest
May 19, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
May 16, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 14, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Biashara
Guest
May 12, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 10, 2018
😄 You got me!
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Azima
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Makame
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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John Mwangi
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Maimuna
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
😂 Sharing right away!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Husna
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Amir
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
