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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 23, 2018
π Gotta save this!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 22, 2018
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
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Saidi
Guest
May 21, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Habiba
Guest
May 19, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
May 16, 2018
π Iβm dying over here!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 14, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
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Biashara
Guest
May 12, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 10, 2018
π You got me!
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Azima
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
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Makame
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! π
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
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John Mwangi
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
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Maimuna
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
π Sharing right away!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
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Husna
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
π€£ This joke is too good!
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Amir
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
π€£ Pure genius!
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π
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