What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? A nervous wreck! ๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the phrase "nervous wreck," which typically means someone who is extremely anxious or worried. By adding a touch of wordplay, we imagine a literal shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean that is feeling nervous. Using the emoji ๐ adds a fun and lighthearted touch, as if the nervous wreck is hiding from its worries. Overall, the answer combines humor, imagination, and a pun to create a cheerful and creative response.
Rahma (Guest) on February 22, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Sumaya (Guest) on February 19, 2019
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 18, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 16, 2019
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Maida (Guest) on January 28, 2019
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 25, 2019
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 23, 2019
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Nasra (Guest) on January 21, 2019
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 15, 2019
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 8, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Rukia (Guest) on January 6, 2019
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 1, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Shani (Guest) on December 29, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 26, 2018
๐ Gotta save this!
Hawa (Guest) on December 22, 2018
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Binti (Guest) on December 21, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Abdullah (Guest) on December 17, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 8, 2018
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 5, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Jamal (Guest) on December 4, 2018
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Ndoto (Guest) on December 4, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Azima (Guest) on December 4, 2018
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 2, 2018
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 29, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Baridi (Guest) on November 17, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 12, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 9, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 6, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 28, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 28, 2018
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Umi (Guest) on October 25, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Zulekha (Guest) on October 17, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 12, 2018
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 4, 2018
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 3, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 2, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 30, 2018
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 26, 2018
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 20, 2018
๐ You got me!
Khalifa (Guest) on September 17, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 17, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Sofia (Guest) on August 28, 2018
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 23, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Makame (Guest) on August 18, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 15, 2018
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 12, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Hamida (Guest) on July 28, 2018
๐ What a joke!
Shabani (Guest) on July 24, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Salima (Guest) on July 8, 2018
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Maida (Guest) on July 5, 2018
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 4, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Rabia (Guest) on July 4, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Zubeida (Guest) on July 3, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 2, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Sultan (Guest) on June 27, 2018
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Khadija (Guest) on June 20, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 13, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Shamsa (Guest) on June 8, 2018
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Hekima (Guest) on June 6, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Zawadi (Guest) on June 5, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด