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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Mchawi
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Salima
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
😄 Too good!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Aug 30, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 31, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Habiba
Guest
May 20, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 20, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 19, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 18, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 14, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Jaffar
Guest
May 12, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Habiba
Guest
May 4, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Shabani
Guest
May 2, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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John Lissu
Guest
May 1, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Farida
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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David Nyerere
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Farida
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
