Q: What is a kitten's favorite dessert? A: Mice cream! 🍨🐭
Explanation: Cats are known for their love of chasing and catching mice, so it's only natural that a kitten would have a sweet spot for "mice cream" (a pun on "ice cream"). This playful answer combines the idea of a dessert with the kitten's favorite prey, creating a funny and unexpected twist. The emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness and cuteness to the response.
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 26, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 19, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
Ahmed (Guest) on January 12, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 11, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 4, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Fadhila (Guest) on December 28, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 25, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 21, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Halima (Guest) on December 12, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 3, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Sharifa (Guest) on December 2, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Khalifa (Guest) on November 22, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 25, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Binti (Guest) on October 25, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Arifa (Guest) on October 24, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Neema (Guest) on October 15, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Fatuma (Guest) on October 12, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
Jaffar (Guest) on October 10, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 23, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Asha (Guest) on September 19, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 17, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 16, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 15, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 14, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Josephine (Guest) on September 8, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Ahmed (Guest) on September 6, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 3, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Salum (Guest) on September 2, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Chiku (Guest) on September 1, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 27, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Mhina (Guest) on August 26, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 12, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 1, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Hashim (Guest) on July 31, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Fadhili (Guest) on July 25, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 23, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 30, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Mgeni (Guest) on June 17, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Rabia (Guest) on June 15, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Hassan (Guest) on June 12, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Nassar (Guest) on June 8, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 8, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 29, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
John Malisa (Guest) on May 29, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 21, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 19, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Warda (Guest) on May 16, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Issa (Guest) on April 28, 2018
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 21, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Zubeida (Guest) on April 14, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 10, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 7, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 3, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Abdillah (Guest) on March 29, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 21, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Fikiri (Guest) on March 18, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 15, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Nuru (Guest) on March 14, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Rukia (Guest) on March 4, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️