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Salima
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Sep 23, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 20, 2024
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Fikiri
Guest
May 16, 2024
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 15, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 9, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 8, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Hamida
Guest
May 2, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
😄 You got me!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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David Nyerere
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Husna
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Fikiri
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
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Makame
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 27, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 27, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Leila
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 6, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
🤣 This one’s fire!
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James Mduma
Guest
Sep 24, 2023
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Juma
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
