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Sofia
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Oct 17, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Wande
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
😄 Too good!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Juma
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
😅 I needed that!
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David Chacha
Guest
May 25, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 23, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 20, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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George Mallya
Guest
May 14, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Jaffar
Guest
May 9, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Fadhila
Guest
May 7, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 6, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Leila
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Azima
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Omar
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Jamila
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Kijakazi
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Mzee
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Asha
Guest
Dec 12, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Shukuru
Guest
Dec 9, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
