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Rabia
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Jan 8, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Halima
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Nov 28, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Maida
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Jabir
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Juma
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Amani
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Salum
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Kahina
Guest
May 29, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
May 21, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 14, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Salima
Guest
May 5, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 4, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Jaffar
Guest
May 2, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 1, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 25, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Makame
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
