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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Issa
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 28, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Issa
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Maida
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Leila
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Selemani
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Zubeida
Guest
May 30, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Nassar
Guest
May 18, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Hamida
Guest
May 16, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 14, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
May 4, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 2, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 1, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
