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Baridi
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Mzee
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Chum
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Salima
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 31, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 31, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 21, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Victor Kimario
Guest
May 20, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Chiku
Guest
May 18, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 17, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Khadija
Guest
May 17, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
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Sofia
Guest
May 14, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Yusra
Guest
May 12, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 9, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Abdillah
Guest
May 6, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 4, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
