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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Mzee
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Masika
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Azima
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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James Kawawa
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Hassan
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Faiza
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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James Mduma
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Athumani
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Athumani
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Farida
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Hawa
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Nchi
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Binti
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Omari
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
😂 So funny!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 29, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 28, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 27, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 25, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Tambwe
Guest
May 24, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Shani
Guest
May 18, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 13, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Mariam
Guest
May 9, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Amina
Guest
May 6, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
