Short Answer: "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot!"
Explanation: The joke here plays on the double meaning of "tie the knot." In one sense, it refers to the act of two strings coming together and being tied together. However, it also has a playful reference to the phrase "tying the knot" as a colloquial way of saying getting married. The personification of the strings adds a touch of whimsy to the joke. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and humorous tone to the answer.
Rehema (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Masika (Guest) on February 17, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 8, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Mchuma (Guest) on January 19, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 17, 2018
😁 This made my day!
Mchuma (Guest) on January 13, 2018
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 13, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Biashara (Guest) on December 30, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 26, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 25, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Abubakari (Guest) on December 24, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Daudi (Guest) on December 13, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Kiza (Guest) on December 12, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 5, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 16, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 8, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Nchi (Guest) on November 1, 2017
😆 That punchline!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 16, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Nchi (Guest) on September 27, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 18, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 14, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 9, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Shamim (Guest) on September 5, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 14, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 24, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Hekima (Guest) on July 16, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 12, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 5, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Mhina (Guest) on June 29, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 24, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 16, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Chum (Guest) on June 13, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Sultan (Guest) on June 13, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 12, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
John Kamande (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 9, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 2, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 22, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Hawa (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 15, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 6, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Hamida (Guest) on May 5, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 25, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 18, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Maneno (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 10, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 9, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 2, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 27, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Zuhura (Guest) on March 25, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Shamsa (Guest) on March 20, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 18, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 17, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 14, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Mustafa (Guest) on February 26, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 19, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅