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Farida
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Oct 29, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Lucy Mahiga
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Oct 16, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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John Mushi
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Sep 21, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Mazrui
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Neema
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Issack
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Rahma
Guest
May 30, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 14, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
May 6, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
May 4, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Halima
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 9, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 9, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Husna
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Makame
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Hamida
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
