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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
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Kahina
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Masika
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
๐ This is gold!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
๐ Bookmarking this!
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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Salum
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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Jabir
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
๐ Too good!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 31, 2017
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 30, 2017
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 14, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 13, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 12, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 12, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Hassan
Guest
May 9, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
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Nashon
Guest
May 6, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 5, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
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Leila
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Shukuru
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
