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Josephine Nduta
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Sep 21, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Nahida
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Sep 19, 2024
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Anna Kibwana
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Sep 10, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Kijakazi
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Sep 3, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Salum
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Aug 26, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Rubea
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Aug 24, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Binti
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Aug 17, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Aug 16, 2024
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Maulid
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Aug 11, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Ibrahim
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Aug 9, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Peter Mbise
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Jul 29, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Bakari
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Jul 26, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Jabir
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Jul 9, 2024
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Victor Kamau
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Jul 7, 2024
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Victor Mwalimu
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Jul 5, 2024
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Salum
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Jul 5, 2024
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Jackson Makori
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Jul 2, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Shabani
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Jul 2, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Abdillah
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Jun 22, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Omari
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Jun 10, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Samson Mahiga
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Jun 1, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 30, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 28, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Athumani
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May 17, 2024
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 15, 2024
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Kheri
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Baridi
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Rahma
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Jan 14, 2024
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Yusra
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Jan 7, 2024
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mwakisu
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Jan 5, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Thomas Mtaki
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Dec 29, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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John Kamande
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Dec 27, 2023
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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George Mallya
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
😄 What a joke!
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Nassor
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
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Baraka
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Oct 8, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 6, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mashaka
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Sep 22, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 17, 2023
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 2, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Ruth Kibona
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Jul 29, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Khatib
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Jul 29, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 19, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Binti
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
