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Chum
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Feb 21, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Kassim
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Feb 17, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Samuel Were
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Feb 11, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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John Mwangi
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Feb 6, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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John Lissu
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Jan 29, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Jaffar
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Jan 21, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Daudi
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Jan 17, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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George Tenga
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Jan 12, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Shani
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Jan 11, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Betty Kimaro
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Jan 7, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Victor Kimario
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Dec 31, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Mary Sokoine
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Dec 27, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Paul Ndomba
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Dec 26, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Lucy Mushi
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Dec 22, 2017
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Nassor
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Dec 19, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mchuma
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Dec 15, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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David Kawawa
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Dec 13, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Ann Wambui
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Dec 13, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Biashara
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Dec 12, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
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Charles Mrope
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Dec 2, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Nora Lowassa
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Dec 2, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Nyota
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Kijakazi
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Oct 17, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Maneno
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Oct 8, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Michael Mboya
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Sep 16, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Kenneth Murithi
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Aug 20, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Selemani
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Aug 14, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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George Ndungu
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Aug 14, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Aug 13, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Francis Mrope
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Aug 12, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Baraka
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Aug 11, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Lydia Wanyama
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Aug 7, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
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Lucy Mushi
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Jul 29, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Jafari
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Jul 27, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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James Kawawa
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Jul 23, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Ramadhan
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Jul 22, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Shukuru
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Jul 15, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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James Malima
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Jul 13, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Chris Okello
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Jul 3, 2017
😄 What a joke!
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Stephen Kikwete
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Jul 2, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Mwafirika
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Jun 23, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Stephen Malecela
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Jun 18, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Mwajuma
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Jun 16, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Andrew Mahiga
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Jun 4, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Grace Minja
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Jun 4, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Janet Sumaye
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May 5, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Agnes Sumaye
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May 3, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Nancy Kawawa
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Apr 8, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Alice Mrema
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Apr 3, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Fikiri
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Mar 25, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Thomas Mtaki
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Mar 20, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Mar 17, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
