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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Wande
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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David Nyerere
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Binti
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Wande
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Omar
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Majid
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 31, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Jaffar
Guest
May 29, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Paul Kamau
Guest
May 20, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 10, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 7, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
😁 This made my day!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Raha
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Leila
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Salima
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Shani
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Zawadi
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
