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Baraka
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Sep 21, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
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Josephine Nekesa
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Sep 14, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
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David Ochieng
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Sep 1, 2024
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 21, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
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Francis Mtangi
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Aug 5, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
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Monica Nyalandu
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Jul 23, 2024
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
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Zuhura
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Jul 23, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
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Jaffar
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Jul 13, 2024
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
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Kenneth Murithi
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Jul 9, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
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Francis Mtangi
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Jun 29, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
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Nyota
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
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Wande
Guest
May 29, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 26, 2024
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
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Zakaria
Guest
May 16, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
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Mwanais
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May 11, 2024
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
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Farida
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May 8, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
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Tabitha Okumu
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May 8, 2024
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
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Anthony Kariuki
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May 8, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
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Sarah Achieng
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May 2, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
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Shamim
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May 1, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
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Jackson Makori
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Apr 28, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Apr 28, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Apr 25, 2024
π Too good!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
π You totally won the internet today!
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John Kamande
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Apr 18, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
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Chris Okello
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Apr 17, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
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Violet Mumo
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Apr 16, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
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Daudi
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
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Rashid
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Apr 10, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
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James Mduma
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Apr 9, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Apr 8, 2024
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
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Zainab
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Mar 25, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
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Mwagonda
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Mar 10, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
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Lucy Mushi
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Feb 26, 2024
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
π Best laugh of the day!
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Edith Cherotich
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Feb 14, 2024
π€£ Sending this now!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
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Husna
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
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Jane Muthui
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Jan 22, 2024
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jan 15, 2024
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
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Leila
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Dec 30, 2023
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Dec 24, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
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Iβm still laughing!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ