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Zakaria
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May 26, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Furaha
Guest
May 23, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 18, 2018
😄 Too good!
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Arifa
Guest
May 13, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 8, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 3, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Sekela
Guest
May 1, 2018
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 1, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Nchi
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Farida
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Jamila
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Omari
Guest
Jan 14, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Amani
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Nahida
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Majid
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Makame
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Mzee
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Binti
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Daudi
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
