A witch's favorite subject in school is... SPELLing! π§ββοΈβ¨
Explanation: This response plays on the wordplay between "spell" as in casting magic spells and "spelling" as in the subject taught in school. By combining the two, we create a funny response that implies witches have a particular affinity for casting spells, making their favorite subject in school "SPELLing" instead of traditional subjects such as math or science. The emoji adds a touch of magic and whimsy to the answer.
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 13, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Omari (Guest) on March 8, 2018
π This just made my day!
Selemani (Guest) on March 1, 2018
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Farida (Guest) on February 25, 2018
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
George Mallya (Guest) on February 11, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 11, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 2, 2018
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Farida (Guest) on January 26, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
John Kamande (Guest) on January 24, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Baraka (Guest) on January 15, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Binti (Guest) on January 15, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
John Lissu (Guest) on December 8, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 29, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 19, 2017
π Added to my favorites!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
John Kamande (Guest) on November 15, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 11, 2017
π Still cracking up!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 9, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 3, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 3, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 28, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Omari (Guest) on October 4, 2017
π Gotta save this!
Hamida (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 27, 2017
π That punchline!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 27, 2017
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Aziza (Guest) on September 22, 2017
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 16, 2017
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 14, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 7, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 3, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 15, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Zakaria (Guest) on August 4, 2017
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Hamida (Guest) on July 30, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 29, 2017
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Sumaya (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
David Chacha (Guest) on July 21, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Mjaka (Guest) on July 8, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 5, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 1, 2017
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 28, 2017
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 19, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 15, 2017
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 6, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Amina (Guest) on May 27, 2017
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
John Kamande (Guest) on May 2, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 1, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 30, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Mchuma (Guest) on April 25, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 24, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Shamim (Guest) on April 18, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 16, 2017
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 13, 2017
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Shamsa (Guest) on March 29, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Khatib (Guest) on March 20, 2017
π I needed that laugh!
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 11, 2017
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 24, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Nassar (Guest) on February 15, 2017
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’