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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 26, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Omar
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
😄 What a joke!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Sharifa
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 29, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 29, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Omar
Guest
May 27, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Khadija
Guest
May 18, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Asha
Guest
May 16, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Shabani
Guest
May 14, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Daudi
Guest
May 10, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Mwanais
Guest
May 10, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Rukia
Guest
May 9, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Leila
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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George Wanjala
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Hekima
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
