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Raha
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Aug 29, 2024
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Nahida
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Aug 25, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Mzee
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Aug 24, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Janet Mwikali
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Aug 10, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Rose Lowassa
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Aug 9, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Sarah Karani
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Aug 7, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Henry Mollel
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Aug 2, 2024
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Mary Kidata
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Jul 29, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Mwanaidha
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Jul 24, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Sarah Mbise
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Jul 22, 2024
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Baraka
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Jul 16, 2024
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Nuru
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Jul 15, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Wande
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Jul 12, 2024
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Rose Lowassa
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Jul 10, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Baridi
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Jul 2, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Stephen Mushi
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Jun 19, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Halima
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Jun 15, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Mwakisu
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Jun 13, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Dorothy Nkya
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Jun 13, 2024
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Zainab
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Jun 11, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Hamida
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Jun 6, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Janet Sumaye
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Jun 2, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Zawadi
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May 30, 2024
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Michael Onyango
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May 22, 2024
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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George Wanjala
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May 20, 2024
😄 Nailed it!
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Aziza
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May 20, 2024
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mariam Kawawa
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May 17, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Arifa
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May 14, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Shamsa
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May 14, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Lucy Kimotho
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Apr 25, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Mwanaidha
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Apr 21, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Apr 10, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Nasra
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Apr 3, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Latifa
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Mar 18, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Rose Waithera
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Mar 16, 2024
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Mar 13, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Betty Kimaro
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Mar 12, 2024
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Sekela
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Mar 11, 2024
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Hashim
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Mar 10, 2024
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Nancy Kabura
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Feb 29, 2024
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Peter Mbise
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Feb 11, 2024
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mwanahawa
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Feb 5, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Mariam
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Feb 3, 2024
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Susan Wangari
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Jan 31, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Jan 23, 2024
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Jan 23, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Margaret Anyango
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Jan 23, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Sarafina
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Jan 16, 2024
😂 Sharing right away!
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David Chacha
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Jan 16, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Jackson Makori
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Jan 9, 2024
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Lucy Wangui
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Dec 31, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Hellen Nduta
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Dec 29, 2023
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Mwajabu
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Dec 28, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Joyce Nkya
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Dec 24, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Joseph Njoroge
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Dec 13, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Charles Mboje
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Dec 11, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Martin Otieno
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Dec 9, 2023
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mary Kidata
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Dec 7, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
