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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
😄 Too good!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Ahmed
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Omar
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Binti
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Amina
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Warda
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Omari
Guest
May 30, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 28, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 18, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Maulid
Guest
May 10, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Wande
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Wande
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Wande
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
