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Fadhili
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Feb 3, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Binti
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Azima
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 5, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 10, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 8, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mwinyi
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
