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Sumaya
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Feb 15, 2018
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Peter Mwambui
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Feb 12, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Thomas Mtaki
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Feb 12, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Salima
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 12, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Majid
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Athumani
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Kheri
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Amir
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
😄 You got me good!
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 26, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 16, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Zuhura
Guest
May 10, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 9, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 1, 2017
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
