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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Yusuf
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Nassor
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Amir
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 12, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Yusuf
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Nchi
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Asha
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Shani
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Salma
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
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Omar
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 31, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 29, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Jaffar
Guest
May 29, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 27, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Bahati
Guest
May 26, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 16, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Athumani
Guest
May 12, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
