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Shamim
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Feb 28, 2018
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Majid
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
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Ali
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Jaffar
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 9, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 9, 2017
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
๐ This is gold!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Nahida
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
๐ Bookmarking this!
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Asha
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
๐ That punchline was epic!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
๐ This is pure brilliance!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 26, 2017
๐ This just made my day!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 21, 2017
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Tambwe
Guest
May 14, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 13, 2017
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Shamsa
Guest
May 6, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 3, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
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Yusra
Guest
May 1, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
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Tambwe
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Binti
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
