Short Answer: Because she had perfect pitch and could always hit a high note!
Explanation: 🎵 The reason everyone wanted the music teacher on their baseball team is because she had "perfect pitch," which means she could accurately identify and reproduce musical notes. By using a play on words, we imagine that she could also hit a "high note" when swinging the bat, leading to some impressive home runs! 🎶💥 This humorous twist combines music and sports, bringing a cheerful and creative vibe to the question.
Shamim (Guest) on February 28, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Safiya (Guest) on January 11, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Ali (Guest) on January 10, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 8, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Jaffar (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Mohamed (Guest) on January 7, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Rubea (Guest) on January 5, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 20, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 18, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Mazrui (Guest) on December 17, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 13, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Khatib (Guest) on December 9, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 9, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 25, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Mchawi (Guest) on November 19, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 9, 2017
😁 This is gold!
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 8, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 6, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 27, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Nahida (Guest) on October 16, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 12, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
Asha (Guest) on September 22, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Maneno (Guest) on September 13, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 28, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 17, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 15, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 4, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 4, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 14, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Sharifa (Guest) on July 13, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 13, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 8, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Fadhila (Guest) on July 7, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 6, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 4, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 3, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Fadhili (Guest) on July 1, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 24, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Yusra (Guest) on June 23, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 7, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 26, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 21, 2017
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Tambwe (Guest) on May 14, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 13, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Shamsa (Guest) on May 6, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 3, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Yusra (Guest) on May 1, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 29, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 22, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 29, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Rehema (Guest) on March 26, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Tambwe (Guest) on March 12, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 3, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 25, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Binti (Guest) on February 24, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 16, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 13, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Jamal (Guest) on February 12, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙