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Majid
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
😅 I needed that!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Chum
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Amani
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 29, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 16, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Rashid
Guest
May 13, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
May 5, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 4, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Bahati
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Chum
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Sekela
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
