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Mchawi
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Jan 1, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Zawadi
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Asha
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mustafa
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Anna Malela
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
😆 That punchline!
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Farida
Guest
May 13, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 12, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 11, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Bakari
Guest
May 6, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Michael Onyango
Guest
May 5, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Bahati
Guest
May 2, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Makame
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
