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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day

Life can sometimes feel like an endless rollercoaster of deadlines, responsibilities, and adulting. But fear not, my friends, for there is a magical potion that can brighten even the gloomiest of days: laughter! So, hold on to your funny bones as we dive into a realm of hilarity with these rib-tickling jokes that will keep you laughing all day long. Get ready to crack up!

  1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Oh, those corny scarecrows, always reaping what they sow and leaving us in stitches.

  2. Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One said, "Wow, it's getting hot in here!" The other replied, "Oh my crumbs, a talking muffin!" Who knew baked goods had such a sparkling sense of humor?

  3. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change and became a comedian. Now, I'm rolling in the dough - both figuratively and literally!

  4. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! It seems even in the afterlife, bones have a knack for bone-headed jokes.

  5. What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's "R," but it's the "C" they love! Ahoy, matey, those pirates certainly know how to have a good laugh!

  6. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. As it turns out, she misheard me and thought I said "embrace her miss steaks." Now we're just laughing and grilling up some steaks!

  7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Ah, those tiny particles have quite the sense of humor, don't they? They're always up to something.

  8. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! Sometimes food jokes just noodle their way into our hearts and make us burst out laughing.

  9. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems! Poor math book, always calculating how to make us giggle.

  10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Who knew that chilling creatures could bring such warmth to our humor?

Remember, my friends, laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul. So, keep these jokes in your back pocket, ready to whip out when life throws you lemons. With these hilarious one-liners by your side, you'll be unstoppable in your quest to spread joy and laughter. So, go forth and crack up the world, one joke at a time!

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๐Ÿ‘ฅ Daudi Guest May 14, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ›„๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Catherine Naliaka Guest May 9, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Halimah Guest May 7, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Arifa Guest May 6, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโ€™t figure anything out! ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Anthony Kariuki Guest Apr 27, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Muslima Guest Mar 26, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜…
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Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต
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Iโ€™d rather be someoneโ€™s shot of whiskey than everyoneโ€™s cup of tea. ๐Ÿฅƒโ˜•
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Zakia Guest Feb 23, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ˜•๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nahida Guest Feb 14, 2017
๐Ÿ˜† This one really got me!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joseph Kitine Guest Jan 30, 2017
๐Ÿคฃ Didnโ€™t see it coming!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Christopher Oloo Guest Jan 14, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐Ÿ’”
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Alice Wanjiru Guest Jan 8, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please donโ€™t make me prove it. โ˜•โค๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Grace Majaliwa Guest Jan 8, 2017
Why donโ€™t skeletons fight each other? They donโ€™t have the guts. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฅ‹
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Benjamin Masanja Guest Jan 7, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐Ÿ˜…
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๐Ÿคฃ Iโ€™m literally dying of laughter!
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I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ“…
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Dear sleep, Iโ€™m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’”
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I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โšก๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Whatโ€™s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐Ÿช‚๐ŸŒ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Thomas Mwakalindile Guest Nov 30, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป
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Why donโ€™t scientists trust stairs? Theyโ€™re always leading you up to something! ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿชœ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Francis Njeru Guest Nov 18, 2016
I canโ€™t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโ€™s seven years in a row now. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Ann Awino Guest Nov 15, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Sarah Karani Guest Oct 29, 2016
Itโ€™s okay if you donโ€™t like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mercy Atieno Guest Oct 25, 2016
Why donโ€™t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ‘‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ John Lissu Guest Oct 20, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Anna Mahiga Guest Oct 20, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘“
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I smile because I donโ€™t know whatโ€™s going on. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Grace Majaliwa Guest Sep 20, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐Ÿ’ฐ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Kheri Guest Sep 15, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Sharifa Guest Sep 4, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿคฃ
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I donโ€™t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ˜•๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Margaret Anyango Guest Aug 22, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ด
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwajuma Guest Aug 3, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Rahim Guest Jul 29, 2016
๐Ÿคฃ Brilliant joke!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joyce Aoko Guest Jul 16, 2016
๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m sending this to everyone I know!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nora Lowassa Guest Jul 8, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mashaka Guest Jul 6, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Kahina Guest Jul 2, 2016
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๐Ÿ‘ฅ Fatuma Guest Jun 28, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿคก
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What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ˜ก
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I donโ€™t suffer from insanityโ€”I enjoy every minute of it. ๐Ÿคชโณ
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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joseph Njoroge Guest Jun 4, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ˜•
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Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‘น
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Why couldnโ€™t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘€
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How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ™
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I can resist anything except temptation. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜…
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What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
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Why donโ€™t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ’‰
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๐Ÿ˜† That punchline was epic!
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Whatโ€™s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฆœ
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๐Ÿ‘ฅ Alice Mrema Guest Apr 10, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿงญ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Charles Mchome Guest Apr 7, 2016
๐Ÿ˜‚ This is a keeper!

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