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Rahma
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Apr 19, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Stephen Kikwete
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Apr 1, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Kiza
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 2, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
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Sekela
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
😂 Sharing right away!
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Wande
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Peter Mugendi
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Dec 23, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Azima
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Omari
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
😄 Perfect joke!
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Safiya
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
😆 That punchline!
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Joseph Kawawa
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Jul 7, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Abubakar
Guest
May 31, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 30, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 13, 2016
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 4, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Issack
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Amani
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
