Funny Answer: ๐งโโ๏ธ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! ๐ป๐
Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.
Mchawi (Guest) on November 14, 2016
๐ I needed that laugh!
Maneno (Guest) on November 10, 2016
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 10, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Samuel Were (Guest) on November 9, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Nassor (Guest) on November 8, 2016
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Arifa (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 15, 2016
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Nchi (Guest) on October 15, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 14, 2016
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 14, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Makame (Guest) on September 19, 2016
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 19, 2016
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Sultan (Guest) on September 15, 2016
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Mohamed (Guest) on September 5, 2016
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Muslima (Guest) on September 5, 2016
๐ Totally hilarious!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 3, 2016
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Zubeida (Guest) on August 28, 2016
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
John Lissu (Guest) on August 26, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 23, 2016
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Amina (Guest) on August 23, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 15, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Neema (Guest) on August 7, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 4, 2016
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 3, 2016
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 2, 2016
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Amir (Guest) on August 2, 2016
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mzee (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 30, 2016
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 23, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Furaha (Guest) on July 22, 2016
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 21, 2016
๐ This joke just made my day!
Nasra (Guest) on July 19, 2016
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Makame (Guest) on July 9, 2016
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 30, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Maimuna (Guest) on June 28, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 21, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 17, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 17, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 9, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 6, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 5, 2016
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Makame (Guest) on May 5, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Umi (Guest) on May 1, 2016
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 17, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Warda (Guest) on April 16, 2016
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Hekima (Guest) on April 8, 2016
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 30, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Issa (Guest) on March 25, 2016
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Azima (Guest) on March 23, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Hawa (Guest) on March 16, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Aziza (Guest) on March 5, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 5, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 29, 2016
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 26, 2016
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 25, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Sarafina (Guest) on February 23, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 20, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 14, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ