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Mchawi
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Nov 14, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Nassor
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Nchi
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Ann Awino
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Makame
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Amina
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Neema
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Makame
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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David Ochieng
Guest
May 5, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Makame
Guest
May 5, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Warda
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Issa
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Azima
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Hawa
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Aziza
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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David Musyoka
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Sarafina
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
