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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Khadija
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Leila
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Amina
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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George Wanjala
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mazrui
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Chum
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 31, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Kiza
Guest
May 31, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 30, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Chiku
Guest
May 29, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 26, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 26, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 25, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 15, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 8, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Yahya
Guest
May 3, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
