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Apr 21, 2017
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Apr 5, 2017
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Victor Malima
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Apr 1, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
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Lydia Mutheu
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Mar 26, 2017
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
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Catherine Naliaka
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Mar 26, 2017
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Mar 22, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
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Chiku
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Mar 21, 2017
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
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Nuru
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Mar 17, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Yusra
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Mar 14, 2017
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
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Mwafirika
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Mar 8, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
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Ann Wambui
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Mar 7, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
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Mohamed
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Feb 25, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
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Selemani
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Feb 19, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
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Nasra
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Feb 18, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
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Baridi
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Jan 31, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
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Richard Mulwa
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Jan 16, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Brian Karanja
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Jan 6, 2017
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Warda
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Jan 4, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
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Andrew Mchome
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Jan 2, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
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Elijah Mutua
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Dec 11, 2016
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
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Grace Mushi
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Dec 7, 2016
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
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Janet Sumaye
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Nov 17, 2016
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Khatib
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Nov 13, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
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Baridi
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Nov 10, 2016
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
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Issack
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Nov 5, 2016
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
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Sekela
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Nov 4, 2016
π This one really got me!
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Nov 2, 2016
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Nyota
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Oct 28, 2016
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
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Simon Kiprono
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Oct 21, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Oct 17, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
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Bahati
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Oct 13, 2016
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Sep 21, 2016
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
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Mary Mrope
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Sep 5, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
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Maulid
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Sep 3, 2016
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
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Stephen Kikwete
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Aug 19, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
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Susan Wangari
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Aug 14, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
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Nassar
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Aug 14, 2016
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
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Yahya
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Aug 11, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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Mazrui
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Jul 23, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
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Fadhila
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Jul 17, 2016
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
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Anna Sumari
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Jul 14, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
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Farida
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Jul 7, 2016
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
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Peter Otieno
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Jul 6, 2016
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
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Charles Mchome
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Jun 25, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬
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Mercy Atieno
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Jun 21, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
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Alice Jebet
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Jun 20, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
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Faith Kariuki
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Jun 13, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
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Victor Kimario
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Jun 12, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
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Elijah Mutua
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Jun 11, 2016
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
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Chiku
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Jun 7, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
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Sumaya
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Jun 3, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
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Peter Mbise
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May 20, 2016
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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May 15, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
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Victor Sokoine
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May 4, 2016
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
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Henry Mollel
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May 1, 2016
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Fadhila
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Apr 18, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
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Tabu
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Apr 15, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
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Hekima
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Mar 21, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
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Josephine Nduta
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Mar 7, 2016
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
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Moses Mwita
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Mar 3, 2016
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ