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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Nov 1, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Juma
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Biashara
Guest
May 28, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Kazija
Guest
May 23, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Mwanais
Guest
May 5, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Josephine
Guest
May 2, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Raha
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 11, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
