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Hassan
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Feb 21, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Omar
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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David Sokoine
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Raha
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Makame
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 2, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 30, 2016
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Nassar
Guest
May 28, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Athumani
Guest
May 19, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 15, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 13, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 11, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Abubakari
Guest
May 6, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 5, 2016
😄 You got me good!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
