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What’s a frog’s favorite game?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Question: What's a frog's favorite game?

Answer: Croak-et! 🐸⛳️

Explanation: A play on words, combining the word "croak" (the sound a frog makes) with the game of "croquet." The answer suggests that frogs love playing a fun version of croquet called "Croak-et," where they can show off their hopping skills on the golf course. The use of the frog emoji adds to the humor and charm of the answer.

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