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Ann Awino
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Mar 11, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Issa
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Zakaria
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Bakari
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Leila
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 19, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Sofia
Guest
May 4, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
