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Zuhura
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Jan 19, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Asha
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 14, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Wande
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Rashid
Guest
May 31, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 8, 2016
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Arifa
Guest
May 4, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
