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Omari
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Apr 1, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Amina
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Stephen Mushi
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Mar 26, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Ahmed
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Azima
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Sumaya
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Nassor
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Mchuma
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Jabir
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Raha
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Wande
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Salima
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Neema
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
😄 Too good!
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
