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Nahida
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Mar 10, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Mar 6, 2017
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
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Elijah Mutua
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Feb 28, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Jamal
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Feb 28, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Anna Mchome
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Feb 28, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
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Selemani
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Feb 24, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
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Mustafa
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Feb 10, 2017
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Brian Karanja
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Feb 5, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Sarah Mbise
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Feb 5, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
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Mwanaisha
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Jan 20, 2017
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
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Amani
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Dec 4, 2016
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 1, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Stephen Amollo
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Oct 30, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
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Elizabeth Malima
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Sep 21, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Patrick Kidata
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Sep 20, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Janet Sumaye
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Sep 17, 2016
๐ Saving this one!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
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Issack
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
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Richard Mulwa
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Jul 17, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
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Chum
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Abdillah
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Jun 22, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 31, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
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Jackson Makori
Guest
May 30, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 29, 2016
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 28, 2016
๐ Too good!
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Fadhili
Guest
May 20, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 18, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 11, 2016
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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James Malima
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May 8, 2016
๐ This is gold!
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Betty Akinyi
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May 6, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
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Salum
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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Azima
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
