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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 20, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Hawa
Guest
May 19, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 10, 2016
😄 What a joke!
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Nasra
Guest
May 6, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 2, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Maimuna
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Juma
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Juma
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Nchi
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
