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Kheri
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Salima
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Jamila
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Azima
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Husna
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 22, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Mohamed
Guest
May 10, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 4, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Maida
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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James Mduma
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Azima
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Halima
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Warda
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
