Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani
Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee…
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome…
BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula….
GIRL: Enhee…na sisi??
BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas….halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart…halafu tukitoka huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo
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Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 22, 2024
😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 8, 2024
Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂😆
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 17, 2024
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Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 28, 2024
Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! 😂😅
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 13, 2024
Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! 😄
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 3, 2024
Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! 👏😆
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 31, 2024
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James Malima (Guest) on March 21, 2024
Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 17, 2024
😄 Umeimaliza kabisa!
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 21, 2024
Napenda jinsi mnavyofikiria! 🤔😆
David Nyerere (Guest) on February 15, 2024
Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! 😄
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 12, 2024
😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 1, 2024
😆 Bado nacheka!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 28, 2024
😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!
Sarafina (Guest) on January 17, 2024
😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!
James Malima (Guest) on December 6, 2023
👏🤣😆😂
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 27, 2023
Hii imenibamba sana! 😂😅
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 13, 2023
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Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 1, 2023
Hii ni bomba sana! 🤣👍
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 11, 2023
😂 Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!
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🤣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 23, 2023
Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂👏
Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 18, 2023
😂 Nacheka hadi nalia!
Zakaria (Guest) on July 7, 2023
😂 Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 30, 2023
😆 Naihifadhi hii!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 29, 2023
😆 Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!
Abdillah (Guest) on May 25, 2023
😅 Bado nacheka!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 14, 2023
Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆👌
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 24, 2023
Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😂
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 26, 2023
🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 5, 2023
Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! 😂😂
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 28, 2023
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Majid (Guest) on February 22, 2023
😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 16, 2023
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂👏
Ann Awino (Guest) on January 8, 2023
Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😅😂
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 27, 2022
Hii imenibamba sana! 😅🤣
James Mduma (Guest) on December 27, 2022
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John Lissu (Guest) on December 27, 2022
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Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 9, 2022
Hii ni ya kufurahisha! 😄😅
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 7, 2022
Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😆
Binti (Guest) on November 25, 2022
😆 Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 19, 2022
Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 😂🤣
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 24, 2022
😁 Hakika hii ni kichekesho changu kipya!
Anna Malela (Guest) on October 20, 2022
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Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 10, 2022
😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 7, 2022
Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! 😄😅
Faiza (Guest) on September 20, 2022
Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🤣
Amani (Guest) on September 19, 2022
😄 Kali sana!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 3, 2022
Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 20, 2022
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David Musyoka (Guest) on August 10, 2022
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Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 17, 2022
Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 5, 2022
Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! 😂
Nashon (Guest) on May 23, 2022
Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 11, 2022
Hii ni joke ya maana sana! 😂👌
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 6, 2022
Kweli mnajua kuchekesha watu! 🤣😂
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 16, 2022
Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣
Maimuna (Guest) on January 24, 2022
Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! 😁
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 16, 2022
Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! 😆😂
Warda (Guest) on January 10, 2022
😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!