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Mkalimani alivyoharibu ibada ya leo

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Leo nikaamua niingie misa ya asubuhi kwenye kanisa moja la kilokole kulikua na ugeni wa mchungaji kutoka Bulgaria, Mahubiri yameanza saa 1 asubuhi hali ikawa kama hivi:

MCHUNGAJI: My name is Pastor Livingstone
MKALIMANi: Kwa jina naitwa mchungaji Jiwe linaloishi
MCHUNGAJI: We thank God for All goals we set by our hands
MKALIMANI: Tunamshukuru Mungu kwa Magoli yote tuliyoweka kwa Mkono

Hivi navyoongea kanisa halina viti waumini wote tumekimbia nje naona Mkalimani amebaki na kiatu cha kushoto tu.
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