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SOMA HII: Kama wewe ndo baba au mama hapa ungefanyaje!???
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:37 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Bakari ni house boy mara nyingi huiba wine ya boss wake na kisha kuongeza maji kwenye chupa ili boss asigundue. Mara kadhaa boss alihisi ladha tofauti anapokunywa wine hivyo kuhisi kuna mchezo mchafu alihisi tu Bakari anahusika. Ilikua ni bahati tu alimvizia na kumbamba Bakari akichakachua wine, kwa kuwa mkewe alikua anamtetea Bakari, ili kumthibitishia mkewe kuwa Bakari ndo culprit, boss alianza kwa kumuuliza Bakari maswali. Siku hiyo Bakari alikua jikoni,boss na mkewe walikua sebuleni.
Boss:- Bakariiii! Bakari:- Naam baba! Boss:- Nani anakunywa wine yangu?
Boss akaamua amfuate hukohuko jikoni. Boss: Kwanini nikikuita unaitikia, nikikuuliza unanyamaza? Bakari: Baba huku jikoni ndo kulivyo, unasikia jina tu likiitwa lakini maneno menginehusikii, na kama huamini baki jikoni mi niende sebuleni.
Bakari akaenda sebuleni akaanza kuita. Bakari:Babaa! Boss: Naam Bakari! Bakari: Saa sita usiku huwa unaenda kufanya nini chumba cha house girl? Boss:- kimyaaaa! Bakari:- Baba babaa! Boss:- Ndio Bakari! Bakari:- Nauliza hivii, chumbani kwa house girl saa sita za usiku huwa wafuata nini? Boss:- kimyaaaaaaa!
Boss akatoka nje: Bakari huku jikoni ni kweli husikii kitu zaidi ya jina!. Mama akasema msinizingue nyie…Mbona siwaelewi.. Bakar: mama kama uamini na ww nenda uone.
Mama akaenda jikoni.. Bakari: akaita mamaa Mama : bee bakari Bakari: eti hiyo mimba niya baba au yangu.? Mama kimya Bakari; mama nakauliza tena hiyo mimba niyababa au yangu.
Mama akatoka aisee kweli humu unasikia jina tu…..😄😄😄😄😄
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:44:57 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
👉Ujinga wa ndoto ndiyo huu ••Utaota umeokota dolla ukiamka empty… ••Utaota umeokota dhahabu ukiamka kitandani patupu daadeeki OTA Sasa UMEKOJOA….. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:28 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuna jamaa alifutwa kazi…
Ikawa kila siku anaenda nyumbani kwa boss wake na kunya mlango wa mbele… Ikawa hv… boss: _mbona waja kunya kwangu?_ jamaa: _nataka kukuonesha kuwa silali njaa_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:57:33 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
WACHEPUKAJI WENGI WANATABIA HIZI
1.Hachezi mbali na simu yake kila wakati. 2.Inbox na sending items hufutwa kila wakati. 3.Ukimuomba simu yake ghafla lazima akwambie hebu kwanza……. 4. Kamwe haiiti always vaibration. 5. Namba nyingi ha save. 6. Kuna simu hapokei hata iweje….anapenda sms zaidi 7.Majina mengi kwenye simu yameseviwa kwa majina ya kufikirika. 8.Muda mwingi ni mtu wakujihami. 9.Anapenda password na anabadili mara kwa mara. 10.Akiazima simu yako, akitumia tu anafuta dial no haraka. 11.Always yuko na simu…..hadi bafuni ikibidi. 12. Anajazba ukimuuliza chochote kuhusu simu….anajishtukia. 13. Akiwa anachati anakuangalia mara kwa mara kiwiziwizi 14. Hana jeuri ya kukuweka profile picture na akikuweka humalizi masaa anakudampu huko Hapa kuna ukweli asilimia millioni moja kabisa Share na washikaji zako😜😜😜😜😜
Angalia huyu jamaa alivyomuweza huyu binti wa chuo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:16 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
😁😁😁😁 .. TABU KUDATE NA MADEMU WA CHUO Demu ; Baby Safari Hii Nataka Pale Hostel Niwafunike Mashoga Zangu Wote. Jamaa ; Poa Sweetie Ondoa Shaka Nitakununulia #Turubai Utawafunika Wote…!!! Demu: Mxiuuuuuuuu Lione Sura Kama Goti La mbuzi Na Namba yangu futa Nakublock Mpaka Sanduku la posta…!!!
