Answer: A needle! ๐งต
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! ๐๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 22, 2024
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 20, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Jamal (Guest) on September 18, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 7, 2024
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 6, 2024
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 6, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Amir (Guest) on August 31, 2024
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 29, 2024
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 28, 2024
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 28, 2024
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 26, 2024
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Binti (Guest) on August 23, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
James Mduma (Guest) on August 8, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Kassim (Guest) on July 25, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 15, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 10, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Leila (Guest) on July 8, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Zulekha (Guest) on July 5, 2024
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 29, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Majid (Guest) on June 28, 2024
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Majid (Guest) on June 27, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 25, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 16, 2024
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Salum (Guest) on June 12, 2024
๐ Totally hilarious!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 25, 2024
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on May 12, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 4, 2024
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 28, 2024
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Husna (Guest) on April 11, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 7, 2024
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 6, 2024
๐ I needed that!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 5, 2024
๐ That punchline was epic!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 4, 2024
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Selemani (Guest) on March 27, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 17, 2024
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 15, 2024
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Jamila (Guest) on March 5, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Halimah (Guest) on March 4, 2024
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Kahina (Guest) on February 24, 2024
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Halima (Guest) on February 17, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on February 17, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Zulekha (Guest) on February 9, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Nashon (Guest) on January 18, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Hekima (Guest) on January 17, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 9, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 7, 2024
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 6, 2024
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 30, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 29, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 21, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 13, 2023
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 13, 2023
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 10, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 7, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 2, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 27, 2023
๐ This made my day!
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 27, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 20, 2023
๐ What a joke!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 11, 2023
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Mjaka (Guest) on November 10, 2023
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐